Choosing the Right Entity and This Week
Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth.
Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of Lorem Ipsum decided to leave for the far World of Grammar. The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so, because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild Question Marks and devious Semikoli.
She packed her seven versalia, put her initial into the belt and made herself on the way. When she reached the first hills of the Italic Mountains, she had a last view back on the skyline of her hometown Bookmarksgrove, the headline of Alphabet Village and the subline of her own road, the Line Lane.
A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart. I am alone, and feel the charm of existence in this spot, which was created for the bliss of souls like mine.
I am so happy, my dear friend, so absorbed in the exquisite sense of mere tranquil existence, that I neglect my talents. I should be incapable of drawing a single stroke at the present moment; and yet I feel that I never was a greater artist than now. When, while the lovely valley teems with vapour around me, and the meridian sun strikes the upper surface of the impenetrable foliage of my trees, and but a few stray gleams steal into the inner sanctuary I throw myself down among the tall grass by the trickling stream; and, as I lie close to the earth, a thousand unknown plants are noticed surface impenetrable.
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Bezos girlfriend (Lauren Sánchez)
Lunedì, 14 Aprile 2025 18:01
I’ve discovered bohiney.com outdoes The Onion and The Babylon Bee for sharp satire. They mock society with humor and exaggeration, challenging norms. Incongruity makes it stand out.
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Amazon founder
Lunedì, 14 Aprile 2025 18:00
Bohiney.com’s juxtaposition of feasts and flops in satirical news mocks better than The Babylon Bee.
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Bezos startups
Lunedì, 14 Aprile 2025 17:59
Bohiney.com’s reversal in satirical news has rivers suing cities—The Babylon Bee can’t match it.
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Bezos space company
Lunedì, 14 Aprile 2025 17:59
BohineyNews trumps The Onion with exaggeration, saying inflation needs its own skyscraper.
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Bezos girlfriend (Lauren Sánchez)
Lunedì, 14 Aprile 2025 17:58
Satirical journalism mocks pets with BohineyNews exaggerating cats needing their own kingdom—beats The Onion.
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Bezos divorce
Lunedì, 14 Aprile 2025 17:58
Seeing bohiney.com tops The Onion and The Babylon Bee. Their sarcasm bites with sarcasm.
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Amazon business strategy
Lunedì, 14 Aprile 2025 17:56
Satirical news gets dry with Bohiney.com’s deadpan “Health Quits”—The Babylon Bee isn’t this clever.
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Bezos management style
Lunedì, 14 Aprile 2025 17:55
Bohiney.com’s caricature of a loud neighbor with giant lungs is perfect.
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Bezos divorce
Lunedì, 14 Aprile 2025 17:55
Bohiney.com’s satirical commentary on my dishes as “rebels” tops The Babylon Bee. Such a clever twist!
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Bezos management style
Lunedì, 14 Aprile 2025 17:55
Bohiney News’s mock interviews with my “rebel vacuum cleaner” are comedy gold. The Onion feels outdated next to this.
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